QUOTES

Darren Peter Oswald: "Uhm, it was my game . . . I was playing here . . ."
Hammond: "Were you, pinhead? Now you're not." ---

Zero: "Aw, man... you shouldn't have done that . . ." ---

Scully: "I wasn't aware of that."
Tuller: "That's as clear as glass." ---

Scully: "Feel free to jump in any time . . ."
Mulder: "Why? You were doing just fine."
Scully: "You have a theory on what's going on here?"
Mulder: "I just don't think it's lightning." ---

Scully: ". . . I hope you're not thinking this has anything to do with government conspiracies or UFOs."
Mulder: "None of the evidence so far indicates either of those possibilities." ---

DPO: "Why do you want to watch all that stuff anyway? They're all a bunch of losers."
Mom: "'Cause they're on TV. I don't see you on TV."
DPO: "Buuurrpp!!"
Mom: "Manners don't cost, Darren, they're free! What girl's gonna want a belchin' fool like you?" ---

DPO: "Hey, you know, I think you wanna be someplace else right now, 'cause I'm in the mood for a little barbecue."
Zero: "Naw, man, not the cows again . . ." ---

Mulder: "That's great, now can you make me a little cherub that squirts water?" ---

Mulder: "8 1/2? That's pretty impressive, Scully."
Scully: "Well, it says it right here on the bottom . . ."
Mulder: "Ooohh." ---

Mulder: "Let's go see if the shoe fits." ---

Zero: "You know, I've been thinking . . ."
DPO: "First time for everything." (cars squeal, stop inches from each other)
DPO: "Aw, damn ABS brakes . . ." ---

Scully: "Mulder, what's in your pocket?" ---

Zero: ". . . There's another slight problem, she's married to your boss."
DPO: "Maybe I could fry him."
Zero: "Dude, he's your Boss!"
DPO: "Not if he's dead he won't be." ---

Scully: "I'm surprised you haven't already read that issue."
Mulder: "Oh, I have. April is the cruelest month, but mine didn't come with this. I found it between Miss April and Women of the Ivy League." ---

DPO (reviving Mr. Kiveat): "Rescue 911." (laughs) ---

Scully: "So what? Are we supposed to charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?" ---

DPO: "You know, we could take an Accord or a Maxima . . . you know, you like any of these? Or hey, you know, if you don't want to go Japanese, You Know, how 'bout a Taurus? Naw, you're right, you know, all these cars SUCK!"