QUOTES

Scully: "Map says to turn right at the intersection."
Mulder: "The Detective who contacted me told me to turn left."
Scully: "At the intersection?"
Mulder: "At the stop light."
Scully: "This isn't a stop light it's a stop sign."
Mulder: "Well, I'm sure she meant the stop sign."
Scully: ". . . Turn right." ---

Mulder: "You don't supposeshe's a virgin, do you?
Scully: "I doubt she's even a blonde." ---

Mulder: "Go ahead."
Scully: "No, you go ahead."
Mulder: "No, I know how much you love snapping on the latex." ---

Mulder (To White): "She (Scully) tends to be rather rigid; but rigid in a wonderful way -- not like she was today." ---

Astrologer: "I think the whole town's lost its marbles." ---

Terri: "Scott Simmons. Babe-o-licious in overtime, Gene!"
Margi: "Minus the Brenda appendage."
Terri: "Hate her." Margi: "Hate her. Wouldn't want to date her." ---

Scully: ". . . but I didn't expect you to ditch me."
Mulder: "I didn't ditch you."
Scully: "Fine . . . whatever." ---

White: "You've been drinking."
Mulder: "yes . . . eh . . . I have. Which is . . . funny 'cause I usually, uh, normally never, I don't drink." ---

Mulder: "Let me drive."
Scully: "I'm driving."
Mulder: "Scully, it's not what you think."
Scully: "I didn't see anything anyway."
Mulder: "Will you let me drive?"
Scully: "I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?" Mulder: "No, I was just never sure your little feet would reach the pedals."
Scully (mockingly): "I'm a macho man . . ."
Brenda: "What are you guys doing?" ---

Astrologer: "I'm just waiting for authorization."
Mulder: "I'm a federal agent."
Astrologer: "Last I heard the federal government couldn't pay its bills." ---

Astrologer: "Well, th same reason my dogs been trying to mate with the barbecue grill for the last two months. A cosmic G-spot." ---

Scully: "Mulder, what the hell's going on here?"
Mulder: "Something cosmic." ---

Mulder & Scully: "Put that gun down!" ---

Principal Bob: "I think that it was Satan. Yes sir . . . Satan it was."
Mob: "Oooooohhhhhhhhh . . ."