QUOTES

(After Scully gives him a compliment on his books)
Chung: "And here I was thinking you were just some . . . brainy beauty. Now I find out that you also have . . . good taste." ---

Scully: "Ok, just as long as you're attempting to record the truth . . ."
Chung: "Dear god no! How could I possibly do that?" ---

Cop: "Cuz I don't need no lie detector test to see the only thing you were abducted by were your rampaging hormones, you punk!" ---

Cop: "Well, thanks a lot! You really BLEEPED up this case!"
Scully: "Well, of course he didn't actually say 'bleeped', he said . . ."
Chung: "No need to elaborate. I'm quite familiar with law enforcement . . . vernacular." ---

Mulder: "You still gonna hold the boy?"
Cop: "Oh, you bet your blankety-blank bleep I am!" ---

Alien: (Rocking back and forth, with a cigarette in his mouth) "This is not happening . . . This is not happening . . . This is not happening." ---

Mulder: "Well, so what if they had sex?"
Scully: "So we know it wasn't an alien that probed her." ---

Chung: "Agent Scully, you are so kind . . . He's a nut! I read his manifest-o . . ." ---

Kid: "I just want to be taken away to some place where I don't have to worry about . . . finding a job." ---

Kid: "One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn't pulling it off (Scully). Like, her hair was red . . . but it was a little TOO red, you know." ---

Kid: "And the other one (Mulder), his face was so blank and expressionless, he was barely human. I think he (Mulder) was a mandroid. The only time he reacted was when he saw the dead alien . . ."
Mulder: (Looks at alien, only mouth moves) "Waaa!" (the girly scream! :o)
Cop: "Yeah, that's a bleepin' dead alien body if I ever bleepin' saw one." ---

Kid: "Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage." ---

Schaefer: "Y'ever flown a flying saucer? Afterwords, sex seems trite." (Eating at restaurant called 'OVALTINE') ---

Mulder: "Have you ever found a metal implant in your body?"
Cook: (Shaking his head) Mulder: "Have you checked everywhere?" ---

Scully: "I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in my room." ---

Scully: "That was Detective Manners. He said they just found your bleepin' UFO." ---

Chrissy: "Love . . . is that all you men think about?" ---

Chung: "Although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways on this planet we are all alone."