QUOTES

Mulder: "Our blind date's not off to a great start. I've been waiting here nearly 2 hours." ---

MIB: "I was asked to make sure you weren't followed."
Mulder: "It's just you, me, and the drug dealers."
MIB: "Well, this area's always been known for its criminal element."
Mulder: "Especially when Congress is in session." ---

Mulder: "Isn't this a school day?"
Boy #1: "We didn't cut!"
Boy #2: "We got a pass."
Mulder: "You got a pass to come in here and eat these people's food and watch their TV?"
Boy #1: "No . . ."
Scully: "How did you get in here?"
Boy #1: "Through the window. They leave it open for the cat."
Mulder: "Well maybe you should head back to school. (They move for window) No, no, no, use the front door!" ---

Scully: "Mulder, look at this. There must be thousands of videos here."
Mulder: "Anything good?" ---

Scully: "You know that's what Patnick was watching at the hospital when he went all 'wiggy'." ---

Mulder: "I just watched 36 hours of Bernard Shaw and Bobbi Batista. I'm about ready to kill somebody too." ---

Mulder: "Studies have also shown a causal connection between cow flatulence and the depletion of the ozone layer." ---

Mulder: "All I know is television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even Must-See TV can do that to you." ---

Scully: "No, I'm gonna watch the rest of these tapes. Just out of curiosity."
Mulder: "You have fun." ---

Mulder: "She claims she looked out the window and saw her husband in the hammock . . . with the blond." (Motions to barking dog)
Scully: "*That* blond?" ---

Mulder: "A thing of beauty is a joy forever. What do you think, Scully?" (Holding up a "Little Traveler" figurine) ---

Mulder: (Still holding Little Traveler) "Unless you consider bad taste an act of violence . . ." ---

Frohike: "Glad you asked!"
Mulder: "Bet all you guys were officers in the audio-visual club in high school, huh?" ---

Frohike: "We have touchdown." ---

Frohike: "But we don't want to talk about it over the phone. Big Brother may be listening." ---

Scully: "It's not the truth, Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me."
Mulder: "Scully, you are the only one I trust. ---

Scully: ". . . Everybody was out to get me."
Mulder: "Now you know how I feel most of the time." ---