Episode: Wetwired Episode Number: 3x23 Tagline: The Truth is Out There
Mulder: "Our blind date's not off
to a great start. I've been waiting here nearly 2 hours." ---
MIB: "I was asked to make sure you
Mulder: "Isn't this a school day?"
Scully: "Mulder, look at this. There
must be thousands of videos here."
Scully: "You know that's what Patnick was watching at the hospital when he went all 'wiggy'." ---
Mulder: "I just watched 36 hours of Bernard Shaw and Bobbi Batista. I'm about ready to kill somebody too." ---
Mulder: "Studies have also shown a causal connection between cow flatulence and the depletion of the ozone layer." ---
Mulder: "All I know is television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even Must-See TV can do that to you." ---
Scully: "No, I'm gonna watch the rest
of these tapes. Just out of curiosity."
Mulder: "She claims she looked out
the window and saw her husband in the hammock . . . with the blond."
(Motions to barking dog)
Mulder: "A thing of beauty is a joy forever. What do you think, Scully?" (Holding up a "Little Traveler" figurine) ---
Mulder: (Still holding Little Traveler) "Unless you consider bad taste an act of violence . . ." ---
Frohike: "Glad you asked!"
Frohike: "We have touchdown." ---
Frohike: "But we don't want to talk about it over the phone. Big Brother may be listening." ---
Scully: "It's not the truth, Mom.
He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me."
Scully: ". . . Everybody was out to