Episode: Home Episode Number: 4x03 Tagline: The Truth is Out There
Pitching kid: "Hey, quit complaining. Y'know, we already had to move home plate because you BITCHED about the mud." ---
Scully: (Noticing Mulder's fiddling with the baseball) "Meanwhile, I've quit the FBI and become a spokesman for the Ab-Roller." ---
Mulder: (Putting ball under Scully's
nose) "Smell that.
Mulder: ". . . If I had to settle
down, build a home? It'd be a place like this."
Taylor: "Hi, I'm Sheriff Andy Taylor."
Scully: "Well, were there any local women who were pregnant and now suddenly aren't?" ---
Sheriff: "By the way, this is my
Mulder: "There's something rotten in Mayberry." ---
Scully: "I guess I was just projecting
Scully: "Now we all have a natural
instinct to propagate."
Mulder: "Scully. . .I just never saw you as a mother before." ---
Scully: (As Mulder is pointing the
TV bunny-ears at her forehead) "You still planning on making a home
Scully: "They really went caveman on them." ---
Mulder: (After deputy pulls gun out and leaves) "Uh, that was a little bit too Chuck Bronson for me, Scully." ---
Mulder: (Hunkering down, pushing pigs)
"Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind
of excited right now? (Pigs won't budge) There some secret farmer trick
to get these things moving?"
Mulder: "Oh no!" (Holds up newspaper with the headline ELVIS PRESLEY DEAD AT 42) ---
Mulder: "Which means that when Edmund was a kid he could ground the other two for playing with his things?"