Episode: Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man Episode Number: 4x07 Tagline: The Truth is Out There
Working Title: Memoirs of a Cigarette-Smoking Man
Byers: "Frohike's close."
CSM: "I'd rather read the worst novel ever written that sit through the best movie ever read." ---
Bill Mulder: "My one year old just
said his first word."
MIB 1: "The assignment is the assassination
of an American civilian, aged 36. Former naval PT boat commander, married,
father of two."
CSM: "Shouldn't smoke those, Lee.
I'm reading studies that say they can kill you."
CSM: "You have enough plausible deniability to last the rest of your nine lives." ---
CSM: "What I don't want to see is
the Bills winning the Super Bowl. As long as I live that doesn't happen."
CSM: "Payback's a bitch, Ivan." (MIB 3) ---
Deep Throat: "You'll never believe
what we got for Christmas." (Alien) ---
CSM: "Timing couldn't be worse. The Roswell story we concocted was gathering momentum. Had them all looking in the wrong direction." ---
Deep Throat: "I'm the liar. You're
CSM: (After the Roman A'Clef disaster on bench) "Like is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a . . . a peanut butter cup or a . . . English toffee. But they're gone too fast and taste . . . fleeting. So you end up with nothing but... broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth- shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those then . . . all you got left is a . . . is an empty box, filled with useless brown paper wrappers." ---
Frohike: "So far, this is based only on a story I read in one of my weekly subscriptions that rang a few bells."