Episode: Post-Modern Prometheus Episode Number: 5x06 Tagline: The Truth is Out There
Izzy: "I'm 18 . . . I can go anywhere
Scully: (Reading a letter to Mulder) "And I could swear I hear Cher singing. The one who was married to Sonny." ---
Scully: (Still reading) "I got your name off the TV. Some . . . lady on the Jerry Springer show who had a wolf baby said you came to her house." ---
Mulder: "Scully, do you think it's too soon for me to get my own 1-900 number?" ---
Mom: "You can't plant a seed in a barren field." ---
Scully: "Peanut butter sandwiches?"
Mulder: "I'm alarmed that you would reduce these people to a stereotype. Not everybody dreams to get on Jerry Springer." ---
Scully: "Is there anything that you DON'T believe in, Mulder?" ---
Scully: "Sir, unless you want your
scientific achievements to end up as a footnote on the Jerry Springer
Show, I suggest that you make the time."
Mulder: "Good night, Doctor Frankenstein . . ." ---
Mad Doc: "You know what I feel about children. Mewling little monsters." ---
Waitress: "Is it true Jerry Springer's comin' to town?" ---
Mom: "Hey! Hey! That's it! That's the song that was playin' when I got knocked up!" ---
Scully: "Mulder, I'm alarmed that you would reduce the man to a literary stereotype. A mad scientist." ---
Mulder: "I'm accusing... that your wife may have been impregnated." ---
Mulder: "The other victims . . . they had their frying pans . . . violated." ---
Mulder: (Stumbling across the jar of empty peanut butter in the garbage) "I think we found our smoking gun." ---
(In the diner the waitress pours coffee into Mulder's lap) Mulder: "That's not a place you want to burn a guy." ---
Mulder: "It's alive!" ---
Mulder: "This is all wrong, Scully.
This is not how the story's supposed to end."
Jerry Springer: "Tell me something.
Is it hard to love these babies?" (Two-faced babies)