Sailor 1: How's about another dip
in the Atlantic, huh, dirty Jerry?
Sailor 2: Even the sharks won't eat him.
Sailor 1: Oi! What you got to say for yourself, Jerry, before we throw
you back in?
Mulder: My name's not Jerry.
Sailor 1: What's that? Eh?
Mulder: My name's Mulder. Fox Mulder.
Sailor 2: That a name? Mulder?
Mulder: I got ID in my pocket.
Sailor 1: (pulling out and reading Mulder's badge) "Fox Mulder, Federal
Bureau of Investigation." Sorry, mate, never heard of it! (They begin
dragging Mulder below decks.)
Mulder: (surprised) Never heard of it?
Sailor 2: Tell you what we do with foxes. (laugh) Care to know?
Mulder: You never heard of the FBI?
Sailor 2: Why don't you shut up, Jerry, before we change our minds here.
Mulder: Where are you taking me?
Sailor 1: Where'd you pick up that accent?
Sailor 2: Probably in the Fuhrer's Secret Service. Come on.
Mulder: What are you talking about?
Sailor 2: I say we cut him open and see what color he bleeds. Dirty
Jerry. Deutschland Uber Alles. ---
Mulder: (laughing) You can relax.
There's no war going on. The world is at peace. There's a little trouble
over at our White House but that'll blow over, so to speak. ---
Mulder: (showing them the date on
his watch) No, no. It's not September 3rd. It's November 16th. Look.
Captain Marburg: Not on the watch
of captain Yip Harburg, they're not. Lock the prisoner up in here.
Mulder: It's okay. The war's over. Let them take you to Germany. They
make nice cars. (The sailors and Captain Marburg ignore him, leave and
lock the door behind them.)
Mulder: (to himself, grinning, thrilled) This is unbelievable. ---
(German soldier comes in and Mulder
starts to beat him. Mulder turns the soldier over and it's . . .)
Mulder: What the hell is going on? Spender? ---
Mulder: (quietly to himself looking
up at the pretty blonde singer) Hi. ---
(Mulder accidently bumps into a woman
on the dance floor)
Woman: (accusingly) Excuse me.
(Mulder looks away from the singer and sees that the woman is identical
to Scully. Mulder, surprised, grabs her arm.) Mulder: Scully?
1939 Scully: I suggest you get your Nazi paws off me before you get
one in the kisser.
Mulder: Scully, it's me, Mulder.
1939 Scully: Oh, you speak English, do you? Well, how'd you like to
see the stars on the American flag? (holds her fist in front of his
Mulder: I'm not a Nazi.
1939 Scully: Oh, sure. You just look like one, right?
Mulder: You're all big men now but
wait until you get into Russia. Hope you fellas like the cold. ---
Nazi 1: Auf schnell! (shouts angrily
in German)*Get up fast!*
Mulder: Same to you, Adolf! ---
Mulder: (to CSM) I don't speak Nazi.
Frohike: The walls have ears.
Scully: (impatient) I have ears. Will you tell me what's going on? ---
Scully: It's about Agent Mulder. He's
done something incredibly rash. ---
Skinner's Secretary: She walked right
past me, sir. (Scully closes the door between the offices.)
Skinner: You're out of line, Scully.
Scully: No, sir, you're out of line. ---
(Scully sighs in exasperation and
starts to open the door, but Skinner slams it back shut and keeps his
hand on it.) Skinner: Use your head, Scully. It'll save your ass.
Scully: Save your own ass, sir. You'll save your head along with it.
Scully: I want you to do me a favor.
It's not negotiable. Either you do it or I kill you. You understand?
Spender: You okay, Agent Scully?
Scully: No, I'm not. I'm a gun ready to go off so don't test me, Spender.
Don't even think about trying to weasel me. ---
Scully: Don't ask too many questions.
I don't care what you do or who you do or who you have to grease, I
need that information and I need it now. Are we clear on that?
Scully: And, Agent Spender . . . If you're not back in a hurry I am
going to hunt you down, and so help me God . . . (she clenches her hand
in a fist)
Spender: Right. ---
Scully: Yeah, I was waiting for Agent
Spender, he was, uh . . . I'm supposed to pick up a delivery from him.
Kersh's Secretary: Agent Spender is with Assistant Director Kersh.
Scully: (furious) That rat bastard! ---
Skinner: (sternly) And if you ever
ask me to break policy or protocol, I will have you written up, wrapped
up and tossed out of the FBI for good. Am I understood, Agent Scully?
Sailor 2: We win?
Mulder: Yeah, you come out on the side of history with no small amount
of help from us. Not much to apologize over the next 50 years except
for maybe the Spice Girls. ---
Crewman 2: (to Mulder) What's wrong
with you?! Don't you know there are spies everywhere?! Trust no one,
1939 Spender: Shut up. Shut up and
1939 Scully: Listen to me, you little weasel . . . ---
Frohike: Hey, Scully, you're not going
to believe this. Get up here.
Scully: (coming up from the cabin) What? Frohike: The sky just cleared
and there it was.
Scully: Is it the Queen Anne?
Byers: That's her.
Scully: I don't believe it. Frohike: Seeing is believing. ---
1939 Spender: (translating) What
is the man's name?
Mulder: John Brown. Ask me again, and I'll knock you down.
1939 Spender: What's his name?!
Mulder: Puddintame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. ---
1939 CSM: (to Nazi 2) Toete sie zuerst.
Toete sie alle.*Kill them first. Kill them all.*
Mulder: What'd he say? (Nazis push 1939 Scully then Mulder to their
Mulder: Uh . . . I think I know what he said. 1939
Scully: You learn fast. ---
1939 Skinner: God bless America.
Now get your asses out of here. ---
Mulder: I can't stay. I got to get
back to history.
1939 Scully: What?
Mulder: (holding her arms) And you got to rescue it. Wait. Listen to
me. This ship's been caught in something called the devil's triangle.
It's some kind of time warp -- a rift in space.
1939 Scully: Are you crazy?
Mulder: You know Einstein, right? He predicts the theoretical possibility.
He also predicts an atomic weapon that will destroy the world.
1939 Scully: Yeah? So what?
Mulder: If you don't go back and convince the crew of this ship to turn
this ship around and head back into the devil's triangle everything
Einstein predicted will become true -- except for the outcome of history.
1939 Scully: So, if I don't turn this ship around . . .?
Mulder: In all likelihood, I won't exist.
1939 Scully: (disbelieving) Oh . . .
Mulder: And neither will you.
1939 Scully: Okay . . .
Mulder: So, in case we never meet again . . . (Mulder grabs her and
kisses her long and hard. She kisses back. He releases her. She looks
at him for a moment, then pulls back her right fist and punches him.
Mulder rubs his jaw while 1939 Scully reacts silently to the pain in
her own hand that slugging him caused her.)
Mulder: I was expecting a left. (Mulder runs away from her and climbs
over the rail of the ship.)
1939 Scully: Hey! (Mulder jumps and falls to the water. Frame splits.
1939 Scully runs to the rail and throws a round white life preserver
over the side.) ---
Scully: Mulder? Mulder, it's me. Hmm?
Mulder: (waking) Where am I? (tries to sit up)
Scully: You're in a hospital.
Mulder: What happened to me?
Scully: You did something incredibly stupid.
Mulder: What did I do?
Scully: You went looking for a ship, Mulder. In the Bermuda Triangle.
Mulder: Say that again? (The Gunmen enter the room.)
Frohike: Gilligan awakes.
Mulder: You were there.
Scully: Hmm? Mulder: You were there, Scully. (Skinner enters.)
Langly: (to the others) He's delirious.
Mulder: (referring to Skinner) And he was there, too.
Skinner: (dropping a bouquet of flowers on the nightstand) Right --
Me and my dog Toto. ---
Scully: Mulder, will you settle down?
It's an order.
Skinner: Not that he takes orders . . . ---
Mulder: You saved the world, Scully.
Scully: Yeah . . . You're right. I did.
Frohike: What kind of drugs is he on?
Langly: I want some. ---
Skinner: Get some rest, Mulder, 'cause
when you get out of here I'm going to kick your butt but good.
(Skinner and the Gunmen leave the room.)
Mulder: I would've never seen you again. But you believed me.
Scully: In your dreams. Mulder, I want you to close your eyes and I
want you to think to yourself "there's no place like home."
Mulder: Mmm. (chuckles) (Scully starts to leave. )
Mulder: Hey, Scully. (leans up on his elbow)
(Scully comes back and leans close to his face.)
Scully: Yes? (Long pause. They look deeply at one another.)
Mulder: I love you.
Scully: Oh, brother . . .