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The Rain King 6 x 07
Episode: The Rain King   Episode Number: 6x07   Tagline: The Truth is Out There


Mayor: If I'd have known you was bringing the missus, I would've arranged for fancier accommodations.
Scully: I'm Agent Scully, Agent Mulder's partner. I'm . . . sure the accommodations will be just fine.
Mayor: My apologies, ma'am. ---

Mayor: The hell I do. I mean he shows up at a farm, does his dog and pony act and the heavens weep.
Scully: Well, sir, if this man Mootz could, in fact, somehow produce rain then what's the crime?
Mayor: I believe Daryl's causing the drought . . . so he can charge folks for the rain.
Scully: And this is what you told Agent Mulder when you spoke earlier?
Mayor: Yes, ma'am. He seemed real eager to help us. (Scully looks at a very innocent looking Mulder.) ---

Scully: Mulder, I see the vacant buildings. I see the signs. These people are scared. But there have always been droughts and natural disasters and people are always looking for a scapegoat.
Mulder: Yeah, but how many scapegoats lease office space? ---

Mulder: (in an Elvis accent) We want to see the king. ---

Scully: If we could get a list of all the people who have employed his services, it would be helpful.
Cindy: I don't understand. Does he . . . Don't y'all need a warrant or a subpoena or something like that?
Scully: We usually just say, "please." ---

Holman: When I first saw the pair of you I thought you were rather smartly dressed for a farm couple. Make yourselves at home. ---

Mulder: . . . What about the rain?
Holman: Well, that's a more clouded issue if you'll excuse my pun. ---

Holman: Daryl appears to be the real deal. I can't explain it, but . . . where he wanders, showers follow. ---

Mulder: How do you explain your unique ability?
Daryl: I don't. It's complicated.
Mulder: Try me. I watch the Weather Channel. ---

Hotel Manager: Oh, miss, we moved your boyfriend's things into your room.
Scully: He's my partner, and we prefer separate rooms.
Hotel Manager: Oh, old-fashioned are you, huh? Well, we're booked solid with the high school reunion. You can take it or leave it. ---

Mulder: I'm telling you, that cow had my name on it. ---

Scully: Holman?
Mulder: Yeah . . . he wants advice. Dating advice.
Scully: Dating advice? From whom?
Mulder: Yours truly. (long pause) Hello? Hey, Scully. Scully, you there?
Scully: I heard you. Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date?
Mulder: I will talk to you later.
Scully: (to herself, after hanging up) The blind leading the blind. ---

Holman: I've been envious of men like you my whole life. Based on your physical bearing, I'd assumed you were . . . More experienced. I mean . . . You spend every day with Agent Scully a beautiful, enchanting woman. And you two never, uh . . .? (no response from Mulder) I . . . confess I find that shocking. I . . . I've seen how you two gaze at one another. ---

Mulder: This is about you, Holman. I'm here to help you. I'm perfectly happy with my relationship with Agent Scully. ---

Mulder: Just tell her how you feel.
Mulder: And Holman. I do not gaze at Scully. ---

Holman: She said that she loves me but that she's in love with you. ---

Daryl: Him? This is the guy?! Oh, what's he got that I ain't got?
Sheila: A job. A way with words. Intelligence. Good looks.---

Mulder: I'll build the ark, you gather the animals. (Scully heads to the bathroom.)
Mulder: (calling after her) I was kidding. ---

Scully: Agent Mulder believes that-that Holman is . . . unwittingly destroying this town because of his unspoken love for you.
Sheila: You love him, don't you?
Scully: What?
Sheila: You're jealous because Agent Mulder and I have a special connection and you're trying to divert me to Holman. Scully: What? ---

(In the bathroom.)
Sheila: (disbelieving) Not even a kiss?
(Scully shakes her head) Trust me, the man knows how to kiss. ---

Scully: Well, it seems to me that the best relationships -- the ones that last -- are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is . . . suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with. ---

Daryl: I'm sorry, baby.
Cindy: Me, too. I brought you a leg.
Daryl: Oh . . .! Why you so good to me, honey? ---

Mulder: Well, how'd it go?
Holman: You should try it sometime.

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