Episode: Je Souhaite Episode Number: 7x21 Tagline: The Truth is Out There
Title Translation: I Wish
Anson Stokes: A monkey could do this job, right, Jay?
at the very large yacht sitting on the ground next to one of the trailers.)
Mulder: Well, I don't smell any weird chemical smells. You still have both your lips. ---
Well, it's too bad, Mulder. Underneath all this dust, this furniture
is really wonderful.
Mulder: I think you missed a spot here. I can see straight through to his ass. ---
This is Anson Stokes, huh?
Then there is the interesting way in which Mr. Flanken died.
Okay. You know what? He's creeping me out. This isn't what I asked for.
He's all weird and messed up.
Leslie: I wasted two wishes on you. And a perfectly good bowl of corn flakes. There, I turned the heat up. Are you happy now? Huh? Are you happy? Is there anything else I can do for you there, buddy? . . . What do you say? Maybe wipe your little yellow butt? ---
Jenn: The only thing you people are cursed with is stupidity. All of
you. Everybody. Mankind. Everyone I have ever come into contact with
without fail. Always asking for the wrong thing.
Scully: I can't think of anything we have to hold you on. And, not surprisingly
we don't have any evidence of any of this, so, uh . . . I think she's
free to go.
So your partner left the airport rather quickly. And I don't think she
likes me very much.
Jenn: I'd . . . wish that I'd never heard the word "wish" before. I'd wish that I could live my life moment by moment . . . enjoying it for what it is instead of . . . instead of worrying about what it isn't. I'd . . . sit down somewhere with a great cup of coffee and I'd watch the world go by. But then again, I'm not you. So I doubt that's your wish. ---
Mulder: I wish for peace on earth. ---
What the hell is this?
"Whereas, I have one wish left and desire to use it most effectively
for the good of all mankind" yadda, yadda, yadda . . . "Here on this
plane of existence . . ." Hmm . . . Hmm-hmm. What, are you a lawyer?
Mulder: You don't remember disappearing off the face of the earth for
about an hour this morning?
Could you give us a minute, please?
Scully, it is what it is. You examined an invisible body, remember?
Mulder: The trick is to be specific. To make the wish perfect. That
way, everyone is going to benefit. It's going to be a safer world, a
happier world. There's going to be food for everyone, freedom for everyone,
the end of the tyranny of the powerful over the weak. Am I leaving anything
Mulder: I can't believe you don't want butter on your popcorn. Uggh. It's un-American. ---
Scully: “Caddyshack," Mulder?
Mulder: I don't know if you noticed but, um, I never made the world
a happier place.