QUOTES

Mulder: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Scully: "It's 2:00 in the afternoon, Agent Mulder."
Mulder: "It's not stopping the rest of these people." ---

Scully: "So?"
Mulder: "So you and I are going to the Spud State to investigate a little kidnapping."
Scully: "I don't get it Mulder. Does this have something to do with an X-File? I thought you only liked those . . . uh . . . Paranormal-type cases. Am I missing something here?"
Mulder: "Let's say this case has a . . . distinct smell to it. A certain . . . paranormal bouquet." ---

Mulder: "Put it on my tab." (UFO picture)
Scully: "Sucker!" ---

Scully: "What's that?"
Mulder: "Evidence." (Loud Heavy Metal music starts; Scully looks exasperated and turns it off)
Mulder: "Kids today, huh?" ---

Scully: "Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned . . ."
Mulder: "Oooh! If you were that stoned what!?" ---

Mulder: "Tell me I'm crazy."
Scully: "Mulder, you're crazy." ---

Mulder (to Scully): "You didn't come to raid my mini-bar, did you?" ---

Mulder: "If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away?" ---

Mulder: "They're here. Aren't they."
Deep Throat: "Mr. Mulder, *they've* been here for a long long time."