QUOTES

Spencer: "Played softball with this guy over Labor Day. He was one of those nice guys. Couldn't play and didn't bitch about being stuck in right field . . ."
Mulder: "What's wrong with right field?"
Spencer: "Always the first to shake hands at the end of the game . . . didn't matter whether he won or lost . . ."
Mulder: "Gotta have an arm to play right field . . ."
Spencer: "Bought a round of beers afterwards even though he didn't drink . . ." ---

(Mulder's field report and Scully's reaction to it.)
Mulder: "There have been reported abductee paranoia in UFO mass abduction cases."
Scully: "I was wondering when you'd get to that."
Mulder: "I find no evidence of this to be the case." ---

Winter: "Agent Mulder? Larry Winter, county supervisor."
Mulder: (Showing gloved hand) "Pardon my rubber." ---

Mrs. McRoberts: "I'm late for work."
Mulder: "You can blame me." ---

Mrs. McRoberts: "OK if I have my breakfast?"
Mulder: "It's the day's most important meal." ---

Mulder: "Imagine being one of those flies on the wall of the Oval Office . . ."
Frohike: "Been there. Done that." ---

Frohike: "Obviously you haven't read the August edition of The Lone Gunmen."
Mulder: "Oh, I'm sorry boys . . . it arrived the same day as my subscription to Celebrity Skin." ---

Frohike: (playing with his night vision binoculars) "So, Mulder, where's your little partner?"
Mulder: "She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you."
Frohike: "She's tasty."
Mulder: "You know Frohike, it's men like you that gives perversion a bad name." ---

(Asking for night vision binoculars)
Mulder: "Hey Frohike. Can I borrow those?"
Frohike: "If I can have Scully's phone number." ---

Winter: "I checked up on you. You have a pension for 'spooky' evidence."
Mulder: "Don't start with that tired crap. Don't start diverting blame . . ." ---

Mulder: "Scully, are you familiar with subliminal messages?"
Scully: "You mean like sex in ice cubes in liquor ads? That's paranoia." ---

(When Spencer walks out of hospital room)
Mulder: "He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead."
Scully: "Mulder, I was wrong . . . Exposure to the insecticide does induce paranoia." ---

Scully: "Why would they . . ."
Mulder: "Fear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above." ---

(Looking at broken doorbell)
Scully: "This is odd."
Mulder: "Frustrated Jehovah's Witness?" ---

Message on Mulder's cellular phone- ALL DONE BYE BYE