QUOTES

Izzy: "I'm 18 . . . I can go anywhere I want."
Mom: "Yes, but where ya gonna live when ya get back?" ---

Scully: (Reading a letter to Mulder) "And I could swear I hear Cher singing. The one who was married to Sonny." ---

Scully: (Still reading) "I got your name off the TV. Some . . . lady on the Jerry Springer show who had a wolf baby said you came to her house." ---

Mulder: "Scully, do you think it's too soon for me to get my own 1-900 number?" ---

Mom: "You can't plant a seed in a barren field." ---

Scully: "Peanut butter sandwiches?"
Mulder: "You think balogna would be more effective?" ---

Mulder: "I'm alarmed that you would reduce these people to a stereotype. Not everybody dreams to get on Jerry Springer." ---

Scully: "Is there anything that you DON'T believe in, Mulder?" ---

Scully: "Sir, unless you want your scientific achievements to end up as a footnote on the Jerry Springer Show, I suggest that you make the time."
Mad Doc: "Jerry Springer show?" ---

Mulder: "Good night, Doctor Frankenstein . . ." ---

Mad Doc: "You know what I feel about children. Mewling little monsters." ---

Waitress: "Is it true Jerry Springer's comin' to town?" ---

Mom: "Hey! Hey! That's it! That's the song that was playin' when I got knocked up!" ---

Scully: "Mulder, I'm alarmed that you would reduce the man to a literary stereotype. A mad scientist." ---

Mulder: "I'm accusing... that your wife may have been impregnated." ---

Mulder: "The other victims . . . they had their frying pans . . . violated." ---

Mulder: (Stumbling across the jar of empty peanut butter in the garbage) "I think we found our smoking gun." ---

(In the diner the waitress pours coffee into Mulder's lap) Mulder: "That's not a place you want to burn a guy." ---

Scully: "Mulder?"
Mulder: "You may have been right, Scully."
Scully: "What, that these people could be reduced to a cultural stereotype?" ---

Mulder: "It's alive!" ---

Mulder: "This is all wrong, Scully. This is not how the story's supposed to end."
Scully: "What do you mean?"
Mulder: "Dr. Frankenstein pays for his evil ambitions, yes. But the monster is supposed to escape, to go search for his bride."
Scully: "There's not going to be any bride, Mulder. Not in this story."
Mulder: "Well, where's the writer? I want to speak to the writer." ---

Jerry Springer: "Tell me something. Is it hard to love these babies?" (Two-faced babies)
Mom: "What's not to love?"